{"product_id":"nessie-weird-t-shirt","title":"Nessie Weird T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch1 style='border-color: lab(90.952 0 -0.0000119209); border-image: initial; padding: 0px; outline-color: oklab(0.707999 -0.00000712276 0.0000166297 \/ 0.5); color: lab(2.75381 0 0); font-family: Geist, \"Geist Fallback\"; background-color: lab(96.52 -0.0000298023 0.0000119209);'\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"list-inside list-disc whitespace-normal [li_\u0026amp;]:pl-6\" data-streamdown=\"unordered-list\" style=\"border-color: lab(90.952 0 -0.0000119209); border-image: initial; margin: 0px; outline-color: oklab(0.707999 -0.00000712276 0.0000166297 \/ 0.5); list-style: none; margin-block: 0px 16px; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\" style=\"border-color: lab(90.952 0 -0.0000119209); border-image: initial; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: oklab(0.707999 -0.00000712276 0.0000166297 \/ 0.5); padding-block: 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\" style=\"border-color: lab(90.952 0 -0.0000119209); border-image: initial; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: oklab(0.707999 -0.00000712276 0.0000166297 \/ 0.5); --tw-font-weight: 600;\"\u003e👹The Build:\u003c\/span\u003e Gildan Softstyle® 64000—because even monsters deserve to feel like they’re wearing a cloud.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\" style=\"border-color: lab(90.952 0 -0.0000119209); border-image: initial; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: oklab(0.707999 -0.00000712276 0.0000166297 \/ 0.5); padding-block: 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\" style=\"border-color: lab(90.952 0 -0.0000119209); border-image: initial; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: oklab(0.707999 -0.00000712276 0.0000166297 \/ 0.5); --tw-font-weight: 600;\"\u003e👹The Fit:\u003c\/span\u003e Unisex cut that looks killer on every creature.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\" style=\"border-color: lab(90.952 0 -0.0000119209); border-image: initial; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: oklab(0.707999 -0.00000712276 0.0000166297 \/ 0.5); padding-block: 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\" style=\"border-color: lab(90.952 0 -0.0000119209); border-image: initial; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: oklab(0.707999 -0.00000712276 0.0000166297 \/ 0.5); --tw-font-weight: 600;\"\u003e👹The Material:\u003c\/span\u003e 100% ring-spun cotton (the soft stuff). Lightweight, breathable, and ready for chaos.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\" style=\"border-color: lab(90.952 0 -0.0000119209); border-image: initial; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: oklab(0.707999 -0.00000712276 0.0000166297 \/ 0.5); padding-block: 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\" style=\"border-color: lab(90.952 0 -0.0000119209); border-image: initial; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: oklab(0.707999 -0.00000712276 0.0000166297 \/ 0.5); --tw-font-weight: 600;\"\u003e👹The Sizing:\u003c\/span\u003e Runs true to size. No guesswork, no \"is-this-gonna-fit\" panic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\" style=\"border-color: lab(90.952 0 -0.0000119209); border-image: initial; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: oklab(0.707999 -0.00000712276 0.0000166297 \/ 0.5); padding-block: 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\" style=\"border-color: lab(90.952 0 -0.0000119209); border-image: initial; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: oklab(0.707999 -0.00000712276 0.0000166297 \/ 0.5); --tw-font-weight: 600;\"\u003e👹The Origin:\u003c\/span\u003e Born, boxed, and dispatched right here in the USA. 🇺🇸\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\" style=\"font-size: 14px; border-color: lab(90.952 0 -0.0000119209); border-image: initial; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; outline-color: oklab(0.707999 -0.00000712276 0.0000166297 \/ 0.5); --tw-font-weight: 600;\"\u003e👹Fresh From the Lair:  🦴🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWe don’t just make gear; we capture the vibe. Explore our latest seasonal drops designed to keep you looking sharp while you’re out causing a little trouble.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47221228732547,"sku":"11825210983309964517","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47221228765315,"sku":"25364427521103117921","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47221228798083,"sku":"10367268556558653085","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47221228830851,"sku":"56371137175690305204","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47221228863619,"sku":"20559412479165439384","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47221228896387,"sku":"65028706125880085481","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47221228929155,"sku":"25397715110110427435","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47221228961923,"sku":"25243731989162420277","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47221228994691,"sku":"87552829427241416610","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":47221229027459,"sku":"31181707826169017685","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0728\/8337\/2163\/files\/4010110764420837693_2048.jpg?v=1780015767","url":"https:\/\/monsterheadtees.com\/products\/nessie-weird-t-shirt","provider":"Monster Head Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}